Flag user

Planning to give a gift to the person you admire this coming Valentine’s? If that special someone is an aspiring rocker (that are also usually admirer/stalker magnets), these fantastic air guitar strings might be that gift you’re looking for! It is also wouldn’t hurt your budget, emphasizing that it is your thoughtfulness that counts.

Quoting from their website:

…Our strings are made of the best available air, that has been cold filtered to remove 99.99% of all toxins, smogs, acid rain residue and greenhouse gasses. Best of all, our strings have a LIFETIME GUARANTEE! Yessiree, you heard me right there Yngwie, if our strings don’t last the lifetime of your air guitar, just send them back and we will replace them at no charge!

Can any other offer beat that?!

… so I was on a procrastination streak, looking for inspiring ideas from Pointless Inventions, and googled something I found interesting, “air guitar tuner”. But I missed the point that you need strings before you can tune a guitar, my bad. This is the best marketing idea I’ve seen so far! :-)

PS: Maybe someone should also create a VST or soundfont for an air guitar. Complete with velocity layers and round-robins samples. Just saying.

PS: Those of you who may not now, Yngwie is s Swedish gutarist famous for his Statocaster’s anorexic fretboard and neo-classical style. He’s too famous that there’s no need to know his last name, or spell his given name exactly either if you want to look form him.